I simply LURVE Tuesdays .... it's my massage day. Yes every Tuesday at 1:30 you'll find me laid out on the massage table having my recalcitrant muscles stretched and pummelled into submission by the lovely Lisa.Once the obligatory "ironing out" is taken care of, it's time for the blissful part. This usually involves sinking into a spaced-out state until all too soon one awakens to find oneself dribbling through the face-hole in the massage table and wondering where the last hour could possible have gone!
I call Lisa the fairy at the bottom of my garden as whilst she is unarguably the best masseuse on the planet, she is also somewhat "esoteric" with her life outlook. That aside, I don't think I could manage to survive without my weekly pummelling, so I've made it very clear that should she wish to marry, her intended must realise he is not permitted to move her away from our beautiful valley ... any hint that he intends to so do would most likely result in his mysterious disappearance. I've assured Lisa they'd never find his body as it's a huge rainforest out there!
by the way, that's not me in the picture ... I wish! No I'm older and more substantial than the dolly bird in the pic .. one of our guests last year who was happy to pose for a promo pic in exchange for a free massage
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